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quality control 

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
quality control by D. Gould January 28, 2007

Quality Control 

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.
I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.
Quality Control by Newman January 28, 2007

quality control 

A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass.

People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up"

Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??

Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
quality control by DudeoftheDay January 28, 2007

quality control 

A wonderful invention. Without this, alot of the people at this site would wind up speaking another language.
Without quality control, most of you would be fucked!
quality control by Kantora March 21, 2004

Quality Control 

Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence
American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.
Quality Control by L-Bound January 28, 2007

Quality Control 

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.
At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
Quality Control by Kerb December 1, 2004