puma

Acronym for the experience of one's underwear disappearing into the crack of the buttocks; Pants Up My Arse.

"These y-fronts are a bit tight. Every time I stand up I get a puma."

by steve_rogers_is_dead August 10, 2007

puma

Another disease related to ligma. Also similar to sugma and sugondese.

You: Dude I'm bouta puma!
Friend: Whats puma??
You: Puma this dick in yo mouth!!
Group (all say): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOT EMMMMMMM!

by Poooly November 07, 2018

puma

A hott girl between the age of 25-35, 18-25 is a drama queen, 35-45 is a cougar, 45 and above is a sabor tooth

damn check out that puma, and what is she doin hanging out with that drama queen??

by greeneyedsttartattoo February 14, 2012

puma

Acronym for Party Unity My Ass.Disenfrachised Hillary Clinton supporters not willing to support Obama, or the Democratic Party for nominating him.They feel he is unelectable and powerless to elicit the change he promises.They advocate voting for McCain/Palin,or not voting at all as a protest.

The PUMAs feel dissed by the Dems and Obama, advocate voting for McCain,sounds Rovian to me.

by bumperman October 18, 2008

puma

another name for the warthog on halo/red vs. blue

"it dosnt look like a warthog, it looks more like a big cat, like a puma"

by Mikey and Josh January 30, 2004

puma

a women in thier 30's picking up high school to college guys. Your a puma before you become a couger.

look at that puma waliking her dog.

by legendless November 07, 2009

puma

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pumas also puma
Etymology: Spanish, from Quechua
Date: 1777
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in her 40s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. When pumas are attractive and well-maintained, they are typically coveted by younger males.
Related terms: cougar lynx

That puma is really fit. I'd love to jag her.

by Sam November 30, 2003