by Anonymous October 11, 2003
probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.
mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!
by YO MY HO February 26, 2003
infamous member of the leet poo hit krew, known for smashing the faces of niggers with his monolithic meat tenderizer. known only as "THE SPRODE" in some third world countrys after defiling entire villages at a time. see also lethal toxin and the leet poo hit krew
"WIGZ! what has happened to ants FACE?!could it have been THE SPRODE?"
"silance, popz! you must not speak his name!"
"silance, popz! you must not speak his name!"
by vergeltung November 29, 2004
by bg_nick January 31, 2015
1)"hey, there goes probed"
2) "Dude, your ass is bleeding"
"That's cuz i was abducted earlier to day and probed my some fucking aliens."
2) "Dude, your ass is bleeding"
"That's cuz i was abducted earlier to day and probed my some fucking aliens."
by cathyyyy June 6, 2004
The term probee is used as a slang term for a newbie, rookie, novice or newcommer, and can be used to describe somebodies inexperienced in any profession or activity. It can have derogatory connotations, but is also often used for descriptive purposes only, without a value judgment.
by Bryan Michaels February 19, 2011
An aspiring member of any exclusive group, most commonly, a motorcycle club such as the Outlaws, Hell's Angels, etc. Must go through a time period of extensive verbal abuse, and must do menial tasks as everyone else did at one point to be accepted.
Did you hear what Probee just said? Apparently he's "busy" washing dishes and I'll have to get my own beer..."PROBEE! RECITE THE TOP THREE LINES OF THE BUDWEISER CAN TO THESE NICE PEOPLE OVER HERE, OR FACE SEVERAL HOURS OF CAN CLEAN UP"
by 7h47 9u`/ July 14, 2011