Partner that promises never to cheat, cheat after a week with a drowned rat. Lies about it even tho u got the receipts. Is a damn shady bitch you should stay the fuck away from
Someone who doesn't do anything with their life besides making everyone else's a living hell. Lays in bed all day and does nothing. Treats there significant other like trash. Cares about no one but there self.
Your computer Your life Your house
Your television Your phone
Your job
Any mechanical object in your household
A unspecified brown object left by one of your pets.