Cancer Patient 

A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.

Why are we losing this game?

Because we're playing against absolute cancer patients.

Cancer Patient by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

Menstrual Patient 

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

Menstrual Patient by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

Hook Patient Deluxe 

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

Hook Patient Deluxe by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010

negative patient care outcome 

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

negative patient care outcome by vernon February 3, 2004

Mental patient 

A mental patient is a person who wants to see one of their collegues at work fired (or see their contract not extended, etc.).

They try to get their target paranoid, and if the target doesn't become paranoid, they try to make it look to the other collegeues as though the target is paranoid, they will try a devil's switch, which is where they fuck something up and make it look as though their target fucked it up, and they will try and ostrecise the target from others in the company.

They often work in groups, accross companies, and target the same individual.

The mental patient targetted George. He had to move to another company, then another mental patient started giving him shit, so he moved to another company, and he was targeted there too.

All of the mental patients had been in contact with each-other

Mental patient by aaaaaaaiiiiieoeoeoeo January 7, 2010

patient 

Showing patience; someone who is able to wait for a long period of time with little or no complaint, despite obstacles and difficulties. Considered a virtue. Someone who dosen't bitch as often.

Jennifer: Wow, we got lost for three hours in San Diego in the hot sun and Alan didn't complain at all!

Kate: Wow, what a patient guy! unlike most of the population who bitch a lot.

Jennifer: I know....bitches!

patient by FabGonz May 29, 2009

Patient Funk 

This all-encompassing term is used to describe any one of the many contagions, odors or bodily fluids that potentially fester upon a patient (typically a physical therapy patient). When a particularly rampant cold spreads through a healthcare clinic, it can often be attributed to "patient funk." When one's sweater smells like feet after a hard day's work, blame patient funk. When a foul odor wafts through the waiting room, across the gym, and into the charting room, one can be sure there is patient funk to be shared...

Thing 1: Dude, what's this brown crusty stuff on my khakis?
Thing 2: Ten bucks says it's patient funk. Hope it's not poo.

or

Thing 2: I've had this cough for 3 months now. WTF?
Thing 1: Yeah, you got patient funk from that shoulder patient who came in with pneumonia in January.

Patient Funk by Dr. Evil 518 May 21, 2011