Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
by rajhe August 27, 2008
by snatchdragon February 1, 2015
Something that hurts so fucking bad that it makes you commit suicide to end the suffering. That got dark didn’t it…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
Random guy- Hey I need paper for the printer
Random guy 2- Alright *Grabs paper* I Got i-*Gets a paper cut*FUCK
Random guy 2- Alright *Grabs paper* I Got i-*Gets a paper cut*FUCK
by Xshoc August 22, 2017
by MikeInDC December 14, 2020
Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end
by ExplicitThinking December 7, 2017
a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given
by will.i.am96 November 30, 2010