Hell condensed into the size of a tiny
cut on your fingers, neck (from that
sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were
you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that
sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck
!?! How is that
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would
take off the band-aid if I were
no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice
idea man, gotta try that
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?