Paddle

Synononym for game controller originating in New England.

Can you pass me the paddle?

OR
Can you pass me the controller

Paddle by Montanaaa April 6, 2015

Paddle

A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.

Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!

Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!

Paddle by Mystic Hugin February 4, 2013

Paddle

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.

You are turning into Padddle

Paddle by V.N.A.M May 17, 2006

paddle

a computer nerd like baby aish

Baby aish is such a paddle

paddle by doobee June 15, 2003

paddle hawk 

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! 

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

Paddle Hand 

An individual's preferred and dominant hand used for male or female masturbation.

My left hand is my paddle hand.

Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.

Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.

Paddle Hand by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017