Joey

The textbook definition of a heathen.

Beware, Joey runs around these parts of the woods without any concern for law and order. If you cross Joey, you better hope that you were not seen.

by RockyJohnson May 30, 2020

Joey

The hottest man in the world, he is a sex god and he gets all the girls with his 10 inch penis

Man, I wish my boyfriend was Joey!

by a_huge_pile_of_poop October 19, 2013

joey

A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.

I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey

by <<<<<<4 February 24, 2010

Joey

A guy with too many restaurants

“Why is there so many restaurants named after Joey?”

by Ilovej September 14, 2019

Joey

Joey is so sweet, I miss him. he was one of my best friends, he always knew how to lighten the mood and make everyone feel at ease. He was never cocky and when he was, it was kind of cute. Big flirt. but you never thought he was actually serious and flirting with you, because come on, he’s too good looking of a guy to want to get with you. Anyways, he’s great and smart and I hope he’s doing okay wherever he’s at right now. Ok, bye Joey 👋🏾

Joey

by 🥦 BroccoliBae April 16, 2019

Joey

Joey is one of the kindest individuals you'll ever meet. He's sweet, driven, hardworking. and has the cutest laugh. If you're lucky enough to find him, don't EVER let him go. In fact, you should make an elaborate scavenger hunt and create an urban dictionary definition just to ask him out. Which is exactly what I've just done.

cody: "hey, what are you doing?"
brenna: "making an urban dictionary definition to ask joey out in a desperate attempt to revive romance, why?"

by brenna<3 April 26, 2020

Joey

A competitive boy with a unique sense of compassion for everyone around him who is sexy enough to be the spawn of Rob Lowe. He's usually very serene and collected and helps his friends be the same, but when highly agitated his emotions tend to take over. He's like a perfect big brother to everyone. All the girls want him more than they want anything because when he takes his shirt off, it's like heaven embodied in a single man.

girl 1: I wish I had my own Joey
girl 2: Don't we all!

by uscgirl1658 May 16, 2010