by Fatass February 14, 2003
Its lotion the fuck
by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020
Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!
by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004
The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.
-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.
-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.
-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009
On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
by Tenac ious d April 26, 2010
by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008
A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
by Bix September 24, 2003