nilf

Nanny I'd like to fuck.

see also NILN

Can you believe that gal the Beckham's hired to watch their kids?

Oh Pair, what a NILF!

by quacky December 28, 2005

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

by Nilf December 9, 2008

nilf

the nonbinary version of a milf or dilf

wow you’re such a nilf (y/n)

by shigaraki’s lover<3 June 19, 2021

nilf

Nothing I'd Like to Fuck

literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.

thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.

complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.

walkin' into the club, we saw NILF and dug out for some better action elsewhere.

that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.

by battabatta May 15, 2011

nilf

Nana id like to fuck

That is one fine nana id like to fuck... that is a nilf

by fine nilf November 29, 2007

NILF

Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish

Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.

by Spanky22 October 18, 2010

NILF

A nun I'd like to fuck

Damn sister, you one hella NILF! Have mercy on my ****!

by purplesage August 27, 2012