An absolute weenus i.e. somebody who is really annoying and silly.
Madelaine: I'm such a Muppy
Fred: I know right?
by supadupathundapatrolmeister August 15, 2011
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Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional
There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.
by Lindsay Van April 2, 2006
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Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.
The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.
by Kelci MacDonald March 20, 2007
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1. Slang term for "Vagina"
2. Comedic replacement for "Pussy"
"Man... I could really use some muppy right now..."

"You really are down bad for muppy, huh?"
by muppymaya December 26, 2022
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florida slang, can be used for anything. you just gotta know how to use it. it could mean your phone, your car, your shoes, etc.
wrong way to say it:
“man, you a muppy.”
right way to say it:
“where my muppy at?”
by 1400s wife July 12, 2023
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The sweetest most loving person you’d meet. Old Dutch word used to describe a grandma
My Muppy is the best
by Guns 💪 March 18, 2020
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If you are a man, and the woman you are seeing is married, or has a boyfriend already.....if you are playing the secondary role, you will be known as a MUPPY, sort of like a man puppy.
If you are a muppy, you are probably just being used. Cougars love to devour muppies, so be careful guys.
by BlackCasanovaLoveDoctor February 12, 2013
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