Grapevine Mumps 

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

Grapevine Mumps by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull 

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

Butt Mumps 

Red bumps accumulated on ones buttox (booty) due to injecting dirty methamphetamine.

Man, my shit was bad and I got the butt mumps.

Butt Mumps by ila January 14, 2007

frumpy mumps 

when one is down in the dumps and acting depressed

"don't be such a frumpy mumps"

"good morning frumpy mumps!"

frumpy mumps by Jenniffy July 4, 2008

Portuguese Mumps 

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

Portuguese Mumps by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

Donald mumps 

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

Donald mumps by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

On Mumps

Slang for asking for ones confirmation in regards to an event that occurred.

Particularly used in the Killarney Area in Vancouver BC.

Rob: Bro my mom just died
John: Say on Mumps!

On Mumps by Thegoat88 December 5, 2021