muff

A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.

"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."

by haha March 8, 2004

muff

a very hairy pussy.

When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.

by Marcy January 29, 2004

muff

the female genitals, the vulva

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

muff

1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff

is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.

by Moni B November 7, 2006

muff

A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.

"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."

by MooMan76 April 9, 2006

muff

Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back

That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.

by Chi-city High May 15, 2008

muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 22, 2003