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3 definitions by PurpleCowMan

 
1.
To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002
 
2.
Someone who thinks they are the best
You think your hot shit on a siver platter, but youre really just cold piss on a paper plate
by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002
 
3.
A Hairy Vagina
See also wordMuff Diving
Damn! her Muff almost swallowed me whole!
by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002