Georgia Mud Pie

When a man and woman are in the heat of the moment, the man ever so carefully defocates in a pie tin. Then, the woman bakes said pie, known as a Mud Pie, and proceeds to rub herself with the pie. To complete the act, the man then licks and laps the Mud Pie off of her. This commonly happens in Georgia, hence Georgia Mud Pie.
Last night, I shared a Georgia Mud Pie with your mother.
by Cold Grilled Cheese Steph April 30, 2011
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Gonzo Mud Pie

When you transition from shitting into a girl's mouth to packing her shit filled mouth with your flacid penis. A Midwest speciality growing rapidly out of Minneapolis, MN.
Dudemanbro, I just dug up that one bitch we gave the Gonzo Mud Pie on Halloween and she's still wearing that same fucking costume.
by Humarrogance January 17, 2009
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Louisiana Mud Pie

You begin my inserting your erect penis into a girls ass. You are digging in their to pull out a "clump" of shit, to leave on the tip of your penis. Then lay on your back and pull your dick to your belly button, and launch the shit clump like a catapult on to your girls face.
by Bone Dip July 13, 2010
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Mississippi mud pie

The art of shitting in a hollowed out watermelon and fucking it until it’s purple
I’m so horny I could really use a Mississippi mud pie right now
by Chief beatty June 06, 2018
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mississippi mud pie

when a man or a women shits in their hand and throws it like a pie at their partners face
just after i got through shitting on larrys chest he gave me a mississippi mud pie!
by M!l3S October 07, 2010
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messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole
Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate
by The Mannnnnnn November 07, 2008
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Mayetta Mud Pie

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.
While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.
by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023
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