moochie

man coochie.

located below the ballsack.

my boyfriend rubbed his moochie all over me last night

by joemama12355 August 23, 2021

Moochie

n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.

Damn Moochie mooched all my peanut butter with his finger

by Hot Pastrami May 31, 2004

moochi

The coolest person ever. WOOOOT WOOOOT ;)

MOOCHI IS SO DAMN COOL. ;D hahahahah!

by cool one February 14, 2005

Moochi

means money

All I do is spend moochi.

by Allahatopia November 19, 2018

Moochie

1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.

2. A stupid person in a cute way.

3. A japanese dessert (moochi).

1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*

2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.

3. Dang this moochi's good!

by Manderina October 10, 2005

moochie

1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.

2) A most odd friend of Earl.

A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.

B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.

by Dr. Seuss June 09, 2003

Moochi

(noun)
An adorable, brown and white puppy.

Moochi enjoys to eat dog bones

by heqgviufq May 02, 2018