mollywop'

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front; Opposite of mollywop' = Aardvark, to be clubbed from the back of the head, 1 hit and ur done

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front

We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in...
"ooooooo arite, were friends"
or
"jimmy quit pollywackin' me, no Como is Mollywop"

by Stealth Gyro December 11, 2004

mollywop

Slap someone with your dick

the bitch stopped sucking so i mollywoped her for revenge

by billy4568721 June 6, 2009

mollywop

to get the crap beat out of you.
or to slap the shit out of somebody.

you keep talking shit i'll mollywop yo punk ass.

by plantman bluntski May 22, 2003

mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

mollywop

To strike a person's face using one's penis similarly to that of a judge's gavel. Mollywopping most likely occurs upon the cheek or around the mouth area.

"My boyfriend is younger than me, so mollywopping is my alarm clock."

by bradbradstephbrad December 29, 2011

mollywop

beatin tha hell outta bitch

Bitch: You aint finna do shit to me u Rick James lookin skank.... Other Girl: Honey plz I'll mollywop your James Brown lookin, Keyshia Cole lovin ass....

by chile cheese July 31, 2009

mollywop

a mollywop is when a man rests his testicles on your forehead for a few seconds.

Jeff: Hey Lisa can you come here for a min
Lisa: Sure honey I'm coming
Jeff: MOLLYWOP
Lisa: Geez Jeff I just love it when you put your nuts on my forehead

by carolsusan February 19, 2013