1 definition by bradbradstephbrad

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To strike a person's face using one's penis similarly to that of a judge's gavel. Mollywopping most likely occurs upon the cheek or around the mouth area.
"My boyfriend is younger than me, so mollywopping is my alarm clock."
by bradbradstephbrad December 29, 2011

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