merk

To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.

Can be used as a noun: Merkage

Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!

Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.

Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.

by Dub Ard September 9, 2009

merk

To leave a place quickly. To ride out

Hey man the cops are coming, we gotta merk the fuck out

by ji balla August 11, 2009

merk

murder

Now I got niggaz tryin to merk me

by CHYNADAW43-aim July 13, 2003

merk

to beat someone up with a gang of your niggas

yo me and my gang are gonna merk u

by teen sensation May 9, 2006

merk

to run away fast or to drive away fast

Hop in that car and swirve off, merk off

by Vaughn Hebron August 28, 2006

merk

In the James Island area of Charleston, SC.

1. To quickly escape a sketchy, possibly illegal situation without being detected.

"I saw the po(lice) roll up on the party i was at so i got quick and straight merked."

by ReppinTree January 29, 2008

merk

to 'diss' someone.
i.e..*someone gets beaten up*..
*hhaa u got merked!

i.e if somebody insults someone else and the person gets 'ripped'...
the person wudda been merkedd!

by braaapp March 17, 2006