Infinite Loop 

Term used to describe two people's argument on two seperate but identical items. Due to the simularity, the argument is unwinnable, and due to the lack of a winner, it is also a recurring disagreement. Mostly the items are being fought for on the grounds on personal preference, and most are pointless.

Guy 1: There they go again, stuck in another infinite loop...
Guy 2: Is it about Apple and Microsoft again?
Guy 1: Yes... hopefully it's short.
Guy 2: When has it ever been?
Both: *sigh*

Infinite Loop by Hackintosh March 21, 2011

infinite poop loop 

The act of pressing together one's anus to another consenting party in order for one of the participants to cleanly insert stool into the rectum of the partner. The stool will then travel back out and be pushed out of from receivers anus into the giver's, creating an infinite poop loop.

Henry: Caillou, come shit inside me!
Narrator: Caillou was enjoying the infinite poop loop with his friend. He completely forgot about snack time.
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Henry: I said come sit beside me!

infinite poop loop by Merriam Webster Definitions July 20, 2023

infinite loop 

word used by an immigrant c++ teacher.

"Your stupid actions are driving me into an infinite loop."

infinite loop by Jess May 19, 2003

Infinite Loop 

also known as: infintestimal loopus; refers to achieving 100% productivity efficency (.01 deviation allowed) that to date only 0.00000124% of the human population with the 'super advanced' genetic code can possess.

Recently contested among the scientific community, there has been growing popularity that certain robots (mainly japanese in origin) may also possess infinite loop productivity levels.

Conversely, hard lined religious groups believe that individuals possessing the gift of infinite loop are believed to be prophets sent down to heaven to protect man-kind.

It is also rumored that a joint partnership between Intel Corp. and the US government are working on a new A.I. chip codenamed 'Infinite Loop whut whut?' that plans to replace 24% of the current North American work force.

(1) "Wow, did you see that? He just did an infinite loop during the meeting"
(2) "You're kidding me, how the infinite loop did he get away with that?"

Infinite Loop by Infinite Loop 1 August 18, 2010

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this is an infinite loop by r/woooooooooooooooooooosh August 9, 2022

Infinite Schizo Loop 

When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.

Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.

Infinite Schizo Loop by thehappytwo March 15, 2025

Infinity Page loop 

A Infinty Page Loop occurs when a unsuspecting victim opens a book to discover someone has written something along the lines of "turn to page.{insert page number}.." with the promise of knowledge (Meaning of life, Phone number Ect Ect) or just for the hell of it.

After turning to that page yet anouther simular message is found and after that anouther this will continue till the victim is lead back to the original page were the whole process will start yet again.

Kate: Is Bob okay? hes been flicking through that book aimlessly for several hours now!

Rob: Oh hes stuck in a Infinity Page Loop, Hes been promised next weeks winning lottery numbers

Kate: Daaamn... should we tell him?

Rob: nah

Infinity Page loop by Maniacishere February 20, 2010