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Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.
laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!
Laptopping by sanctusunus December 10, 2012
Driving round and round town late at night. Typically done by twenty-something year old males as a social activity. May or may not speed, do drugs, or burn excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Guy 1: Wanna come lapping bro?
Guy 2: Nah, I’ve got a hot date tonight
Lapping by Browniehatch November 8, 2018

Laptopical

That's very laptopical.
Laptopical by Miss Tess Carr January 6, 2008

Laptopirosis 

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse
You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.
Laptopirosis by ilovekitty September 14, 2011
P plater go lapping to chuck laps around the Main Street of a small town
Sarah: Lets get the squad and go lapping in the commy
Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm
Lapping by boonygal April 24, 2019
The act of punching a hole in the bottom of a beer can with simply one's thumb in order to obtain a perfect opening to shotgun said beer.

An expert lapping would entail using ones lower canine tooth to pierce the top of the just shotgunned beer and tear off the cap of the beer.
"I want to shotgun! who has a key?"
"We dont need keys, Dan's lapping the beers for us!"

"Hey, guys! I just lapped my first beer!"

"Wow, I'm drunk. I just got dont lapping about 6 beers in a row."

"How did you do that!?"
"I just lapped it"

"He can lapp beers!?"
"yeah he's a lapper!"
Lapping by BigD229 October 24, 2011