Talcum powder that is used liberally around the
balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini
anal atomic
mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!
After an extreme shagfest,
Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'
In the
case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja
curry last night!'