V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"
by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 8, 2013
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The plural definition for jerkoff, not to be confused with masturbation.
Dude 1: Do you see that guy over there with the other guy?
Dude 2: Yeah what about them?
Dude 1: They are a bunch of jerkoffs! They have been bullying me forever!
by beans lad March 17, 2011
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This person can be a jerk but you still love them but they still are a pain in the ass
Your a Jerkoff
by J U S T O N July 15, 2019
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someone whom everyone hates in a store
that jerkoff
by vomitsonu February 3, 2010
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The look you give at yourself when you

find out i've done something wrong. Aw crap! i'm jerkoffer! Not the pants again...
by blindsight October 21, 2013
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People who just won't leave you alone.
(Please combine this with the previous definition just submitted) "jerkoffism"
by John Milner November 8, 2007
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