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Jammered 

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.
"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."
Jammered by Acceptable November 24, 2014
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Jamsheed 

A gorgeous king and anyone who goes by this name resembles all that the king was known for: amazingness, gorgeousness, and fuckin' awesomeness. Great person to know. He is the jam-shit.
That Jamsheed is so damn cool. I wish I was like him.
Jamsheed by jumbotron921 August 13, 2012
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Yep, they got the evil fucker Jamster in the UK as well. I wanna see that frog be brutally tortured. They need to be stopped at all costs...Whos with me?
Pull out troops in Iraq and set them to assault Jamster HQ.
jamster by L_Z February 14, 2005
Originally their main attraction and icon for the site is a frog and it's sound sound effects. However this sound effect was intended to be a sound effect for a flash file known as "insanity test".
Jamster has taken this sound and has dubbed it crazy frog sound which you can now purchase for your cell phone. With little or no changes in the voice, segments were made of a girls frog voice and other parts of the entire ring tone and sold off as their own.
While just about everything else on their site was just a graphic stolen from elsewhere, they remain keeping the frog as their spokes person for the company.

This is just the wrong way for any company to turn, it's supprising there is soo much proffit in decorating your phone. Which to people who use this site and pay for their services gladly like hold their phone as a symbol of place in society and have to be connected to every breathing mouth at all times.

Hopefully this will just be another internet business that will come and go. However so many other sites are emerging offering the same services. It just so happens jamster is whoring itself out with advertising everywhere and offering it's free music even at fast food places.
source: Jeordiewhite
The insanity test is on www.funnyjunk.com
A bs cell phone thing
jamster by tensor465 April 11, 2005

jestered 

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.
Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!
jestered by CovoCava June 24, 2018
The most complete and utter shit to ever be invented. If you can even say that, they just steal shit from flash movies and try to make a buck on them.

They appear at least every break and last ages, some (VH1,MTV, formerly Comedy Central) had them 2 and sometimes more a break.

The target audience is probably 10-16 year old retards/stoners (note vh1)
TEXT PIMP 01 TO SPAMONTV
jamster by JAMSTER SUX ASS July 18, 2005
a piece of shit company that will somehow find out your phone number and run up your bill without your knowledge.
my texting was blocked, but somehow jamster managed to still send me their dumb shit.
jamster by J.Nasty June 10, 2007