Jaspered 

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

Jaspered by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

jaspered 

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.

"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

or

"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."

jaspered by ScrappyTheCoco February 20, 2011

Jaspered 

You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm

He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!

Jaspered by Urban fox August 24, 2018

jaspered 

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

jaspered by Jasonater March 15, 2010

jaspered 

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

jaspered by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

Jaspered 

To keep someone interested in you for the sole purpose of gaining validation and a boost to your ego.

The term comes from the character of Jasper from the movie The Holiday. He only keeps Kate Winslet in his life to feel good. Not because he wants her.

I thought she really liked me but it turns out I was just being jaspered.

Jaspered by davenport101 June 20, 2021

Jasperdawgin 

Jasper is a rescue German Shepard mix.

Our house of bartenders was his last stop. At first he was so scared he lashed out. Over the last few years he has a smile on his face and is out and about in our town.

It's a vibe of "I know how to be nice, I have been through hell, I will not let you affect me, fuck around and find out".
Jasperdawgin

Jasperdawgin is the idea/thought process/existential sewing notion that I am cool.

I had no interest in that other couples fight. I was just Jasperdawgin.

Jasperdawgin by Nickscuseme September 15, 2023