Shit in a box 

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

Shit in a box by Springa December 4, 2020

stink in a box 

When you get on an empty elevator, fart, and get off the elevator while someone else is getting on. The person who is getting on the elevator as you leave will experience "stink in a box".

I had a rough time on the way up here to your floor. I should have taken the stairs had I known someone left me a stink in a box.

stink in a box by looneyhewy February 11, 2009

nerd in a box

The next level of nerdiness. It is beyond dork on ice. A nerd in a box is trapped in their own nerdiness and cannot escape. The level of nerd exhausted from the original nerd is released into the box and circulates around the nerd making the nerd even more nerdy.

buddy 1: did you see emily today?
buddy 2: yeah she's such a nerd in a box

nerd in a box by howitdobabyboo March 3, 2010

Raccoon in a Box

Raccoon in a Box is meant to be synonymous for weed. Specifically, weed sold by someone going door-to-door selling "magazines" out of bins or Tupperware in order to earn money for a "trip to France" usually by someone who obviously has no business going to France.

And it follows that the phrase "letting that raccoon out the box" can refer to smoking said weed, as well as a song written for the originators of said phrase.

Yo man, I just traded my couch for a whole tub of raccoon in a box.

Raccoon in a Box by Murphy A. March 12, 2012

Craziness in a Box

A term to describe something hugely exciting. It also describe an expression of surprise such as holy shit! Even if it's a thought that's outside the box, it's crazy enough to go inside of it.

For example:
"Dude I just had an amazing chocolate fudge sunday it was craziness in a box!!!!

Craziness in a Box by Meltedplasticbag January 13, 2009

dick in a box 

A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.

Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!

dick in a box by Yorf February 1, 2007

Bitch-in-a-box 

The actual name of a GPS system due to the incompetent nature of the system, the horrible directions given, and the annoying voice exiting the screen.

"Let's use the bitch-in-a-box to drive to Detroit."

"I'll just bitch-box it to get to your house."

Bitch-in-a-box by AshTrent December 15, 2008