hork

Computer related professional slang term;
1. when the computer application you are developing or testing is no longer working as expected.
2. when the server is no longer responding (not application related)

"Okay-this application is completely horked; who changed the code???"

(when a server doesn't respond) "I think the server is horked..."

by Breecifer February 21, 2006

hork

To spit by first gathering saliva in the mouth with a slight exhale thus producing a sound like 'hork' as this is done.

Goddamn! That son-of-a-bitch horked all over my Cheetos!

by Brian Romanjuk December 21, 2006

hork

The process of coughing up phlegm in order to spit.

Jim was going to hork a loogie.

by Justin May 1, 2002

hork

v. horked, horking, horker, horkage
1. To consume rapidly
2. To take in excess
(also spelled "horck")

I just horked down a pound of cheddar cheese, and now I'm going to vomit.

by arghizella August 13, 2004

hork

a sexual manuever involving two males and one female. The female situates herself between the two males on her hands and knees. Takes one male in the mouth, the other in either the ass or pussy. At some surprise moment the two males who are facing each other grab hands and pull towards one another, the female involuntarily makes the noise "hoork!" The two males then laugh and high five thus completing the hork.

We gave thatgirl a hork

by Skibbles May 8, 2006

hork

To mess something up

If you click the virus infected file, you will HORK the computer.

by Fred G January 29, 2005

hork

to throw, screw up, break, yank, spit, spit on, or throw up on

I horked the thing too hard, and now it's horked. So I horked it against the wall and then horked on it.

by bobbymcbobbob January 14, 2012