by WICS2 December 28, 2009
(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫
by Telephony April 6, 2017
by Faisal Ali October 17, 2020
When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell March 8, 2012
Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?
Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!
Jesus : Why? What did you do?
Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...
Jesus : Amm....So?
Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!
Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'
Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!
Jesus : Why? What did you do?
Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...
Jesus : Amm....So?
Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!
Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'
by aviansun August 7, 2010