Harfing

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

by Blushark February 21, 2015

Harf

A noise one makes when unhappy with the goings on around him/her. Derived from the noise a dog makes when they don't get what they want

When I told the cashier I had another order, he rolled his eyes and harfed at me

by Autumn Beller June 4, 2009

Harf

The misspelling of the word “hard” that’s quite frankly a better word and that could be used in any sentence ever

“Hey, Et, you like harf?”
“Yeah, I like harf.”

by harf. June 15, 2018

Harf

How Asians say the word "half". Their decent refuses to let them annunciate "L's" in the English language.

Customer: I'd like half chicken and half steak on my plate.

Asian Waitress: Ah. Harf chicken and harf steak. Yes?

Customer: Yes.

by Dane Cross February 5, 2010

Harf

verb
To spit game or attempt to pick up bustdowns, short for Holla at real fast! Sometimes just barking at women suffices.

Dude, Lets go get drunk and Harf some chicks tonight

by Atownsfinest February 11, 2010

Harf

Like the word half but with more attitude and less education

"I guzzled a bottle and a harf of vodka cuz my bro George dared me to."

by akajanedoe November 6, 2019

Harf

When you're a fucking moron and go to type "hard" hit the 'F' key instead of the "D" key

Jacob: YO DID YOU SEE JUSTIN AT THE FOOTBALL GAME?!?!?
Sam: YEAH MAN HE WAS GOING HARF
Same: HARD*

by Fyngering May 19, 2018