Hand Grenade

The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.

Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.

by Scotty2Hotty99 August 16, 2008

Hand Grenade

When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'

Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!

by totallynotaposer August 30, 2016

Hand Grenade

A nickname for the Australian VB (Victoria Bitter) beer stubby. These bottles are shaped like hand grenades, hence the name.

Ill take a six pack of hand grenades thanks cunt

by Ozzie IBBO June 22, 2010

Hand Grenade

When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".

Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.

by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 05, 2017

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani

"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton

by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019