Haaaber 

(N): A cocky bastard who peaks athletically at the age of thirteen, then becomes a non-factor in his athletic career in just about any sport.
Haber's are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. They have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

Guy 1: dude, you can't prove I exist.

Guy 2: STFU you Haaaber. When was the last time you did something for the team?

Haaaber by Peed Reraner August 28, 2009

haaan 

To celebrate in victory

I took her boyfriend haaan

haaan by Kissingonmytatoos May 11, 2015

haaaay 

The standard greeting for basic bitches.

Haaay gurl haaaay. Lets go get some pumpkin spice lattes and then get white girl wasted.

haaaay by Radnuts December 20, 2015

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp 

It's pretty much help, but this version is much more commonly used in online games. The number of the letter a can change.

"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp! I'm stuck in the wall!"
(used in a glitching online game)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp by tatooooooooooooooooooooo May 15, 2018

haaaaaaay

a term used by a fabulous homosexual

when walking into the coliseum, one should yell "haaaaaaaayyy" to attract mates

haaaaaaay by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

haaaa 

1) Quick way of letting somebody know you are laughing. (adds more variety than always typing 'lol')

2) Used to laugh at someone you've annoyed or who is annoying you.

3) Term used to mock/belittle someone you don't like.

1) "I teabagged her good"
"Haaaa"
2) "You're a prick"
"Haaaa"
3) "My cat died"
"Haaaa"

haaaa by Farley. January 11, 2008

haaaaaaay

what gay horses eat.

i once ran into mr. ed.

i asked him about his diet.

he said, "haaaaay!"

haaaaaaay by crazy fiy March 12, 2005