Adjective.
Miserable, disappointing, grim, unfriendly, dirty, disgusting, rotten, smelly, unfortunate.
From the town in eastern England which possesses all of these qualities.
Guy 1: Did you hear Jim got smashed and spewed up on the guy he was chonging.
Guy 2: Ahhh, grimsby.
by PabloDX9 July 17, 2015
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A town in Lincolnshire infested with a horrible vermin called chavs and absolutely reeks of fish near the docks. The only reason people go there is because they where on holiday in cleethorpes and accidentally went in there. The high schools you can find Lancky boys who have lesbian sisters, blue addidas bags and go out/have gone out with retards.
Guy1: Did u hear what happened to Jim when he went on holiday to cleethorpes.
Guy2: No, what.
Guy1: He's become a fish and chips addicted chav and his daughters now a lesbian.
Guy2: Hep, that'll happen to u in Grimsby.
by Keith Lime May 8, 2012
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The act of placing one's penis upon the head of another person when they are not looking.
I looked out of the window and next thing i knew, was sporting a Grimsby Hat
by Batman F's Everyone October 21, 2013
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A rough looking heavy-set dumpy whore who is unlikely to appeal to the average punter. Occasionally seen plodding the beat in red-light areas late on, looking desperate and dejected holding a carrier bag and with her over-sized dugs resting on her cannibal cooking pot sized belly half exposed..
Sir was on tour again last night and the streets were somewhat empty of prime stock.. However, a Grimsby trawler was seen moving slowly down the main drag and Richard wondered what her price might be..

Such an act would surely be considered a charitable deed, but alas, as he returned, his chances of having his bell chewed were negated as she was no longer apparent.. Some other sexual philanthropist had snaffled the beast..
by Drex Johnson October 28, 2019
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the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.
'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'
by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004
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This is the part of the lady between her arse and fanny. It smells of fish and its not far from a shit hole.
Ive clocked up a few miles on the road to Grimsby
by Steve Hall November 18, 2004
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Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum
"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"
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