tradesmans

shortened from tradesman's entrance.
another name for the back passage, the arse, the batty, the bottom, the anus etc etc.

Man, she fucking loves it up the tradesmans, dirty bitch!

Gaylords are always rutting each other's tradesmans, they make me sick.

tradesmans by dave January 4, 2004

The Tradesmans Lunch Box. 

When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.

Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches

The Tradesmans Lunch Box. by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

tradesman's entrance 

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

tradesman's entrance by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

trademan's entrance 

Typically refers to the backdoor and is usually used as slang for anal sex.

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the trademan's entrance and have her lick me yardballs.

trademan's entrance by Davenpro October 17, 2005

Superstar Tradesman 

Made popular through the song "Superstar Tradesman" by the Scottish band The View, a Superstar Tradesman is one of the less than bright or unruly kids who left school at 16 to become an electrician/plumber/mechanic. Now earning more money than people of equal I.Q who left school and work in call centres, he gets drunk and coked out his head every Friday and Saturday night at his local, ALWAYS stands at the bar,talks loudly and wears those brown boots that you can't seem to buy in shops. Liable to kick off at any point.

"That cunt who was in our year just bought me and 6 other guys at the bar a round of shots, must be doing not bad for himself." "Yeah. Thick as shit though. Superstar Tradesman."

Superstar Tradesman by TheViewFan December 21, 2012

tradesman trombone 

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.

Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.

tradesman trombone by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance 

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011