Gopher 

The person who is deemed the "Gopher" gets stuck with going to pick up and/or bring back goods for everybody else when everbody is chillin and nobody wants to go anywhere.

Freind: Ay yo PJ! You're the gopher!

PJ: Aww shit man! why do i have to be the gopher!

Gopher by GritsNsausage January 9, 2008

Gopher 

A member of the opposite sex whose attraction cannot be ignored. One has an obligation to "go for" (pronounced gopher) it thus making him or her a "gopher".

That girl is a total gopher. You would be a fool if you didn't ask her out.

Gopher by The a team is the true team September 12, 2009

Gopher 

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

Gopher by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

Gopher 

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.

Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly

Gopher by gopherhunter April 30, 2022

gopher 

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

gopher by that guy August 30, 2003

gopher 

a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic

That gopher must be exterminated

gopher by Zingy May 29, 2004

Gopher 

Grade a douche bag.

Ryan Scott is a gopher.

Gopher by cutiewitabootie5436 December 28, 2010