British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
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A technique of spitting that creates a jet of saliva to come through one's incisors (the top two front teeth) and project a considerable distance, usually at a target.
The two children competed to see who could gleet on Jane first.
by ICUMedic May 9, 2004
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A thin foul-smelling discharge that ensues from any orifice after death, as a result of sphincter relaxation or breakdown of internal tissues. Commonly misunderstood to be a discharge from the sex organs during an affliction of STD. This substance is in fact correctly referred to as grume.
'My late shift at the mortuary mostly involves hosing away the gleet.'

'Suck my gleet!' - offensive
by Gruntyface July 6, 2010
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Taken from a 1920's medical journal. To suffer from chronic gonoreah (misspelledd i kknow)
by sgk June 10, 2003
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The noise made when two chests suction together. typically heard durning intercourse (between two consenting adults.)

The word the first definer must have misheard was infact gleek.
"Did you just fart?"
"No, that was a gleet!"
by a gleeter November 11, 2011
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A term which is primarily meant to be used as a hashtag on Twitter during a tweet referencing the television show "Glee"
Tonight's Glee episode was soooo good! #gleet
by flossinlawson October 19, 2010
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