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human garbage disposal/can 

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.
When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.

african garbage disposal 

When you put your penis in someones asshole, you take it out and the female gives you a blowjob. But as the female is giving you a blowjob their is still faeces on your penis
That dirty bitch Megan gave me an African Garbage Disposal last night!

Fork in the garbage disposal 

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.
Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"

Nigerian Garbage Disposal 

The sexual act, usually between an interracial couple, where the male inserts as many fingers/hands/wrists into the female's vagina, and then lifts her up from the inside and twists around so the woman spins like a top on his arm. It usually does significant damage to the woman, such as vaginal cuts and burns from friction.
Dude i gave some girl the nigerian garbage disposal! She freaked out cuz she got so dizzy!

Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"

Garbage Disposals

Also known as friends when you don't like some sort of food.
i don't have friends, i have garbage disposals.