Gammon 

Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.
Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.
Could be used for when talking about females in general.
Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"

"Mate, did you get any gammon last night?"
"Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times"

"Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!"
"too right! I'm erect!"

"I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go."
"Get out of my house"

"Any gammon coming to this party?"
"Nah mate, it's just a sausage-fest"

Gammon by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

Gammon 

A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)

Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"

Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"

Gammon by thuggedout January 24, 2011

Gammon 

Vagina, usually sweaty or moist.

"Steph has such a gammon"

Gammon by Lyley April 21, 2009

Gammon 

The product of lustful breeding. Eternal being. Satan cowers in Gammon’s presence. Takes on the form of mushed up shrek when in attack/seduce mode. Powers include seduction and herpes. Legend has it Gammon is the last thing one sees before their descent to hell. Goes by it/them pronouns.

did you hear there was a gammon sighting last night? it was in the steam mill!

Gammon by mike from the queens May 26, 2020

Gammon 

A term used to decribe cured or preserved meat primarily pork which is considered inferior 'having bad taste' to and an imitation 'fake' of the fresh or 'real' product.

The current 'urbandictionary' use of the word 'exported by the british' with negative connotation originated in Australia by the aboriginals.

The origins of the term and linear progression derive first from the greek 'kampe' meaning bending/joint, translated to the latin 'gamba' meaning leg/hock of an animal, then to the french 'jambon' meaning 'ham', then to the old english 'gambon' also meaning 'ham' and finally to the modern english 'gammon'.

If something or someone if imitating, fakeing or pretending it is said to be 'gammon'
If something or someone is in bad taste it is said to be 'gammon'

Gammon by Clarify December 15, 2018

Gammon 

A term that suits anyone at a Labour rally or pro-EU rally in the UK. Originally coined to be used against anyone who was white and voted for Brexit.

The description better fits protestors of Brexit or Labour activists however and one only need look at their rallies and protests to see why. Their little events are majorly composed of white liberals standing in a line who are often middle aged, unkept and screaming obscenities at any opposed to their ideology.

The pro-EU rally outside of Parliament contained gammon, their white faces turned red as they begun crying over Britain leaving the EU and turned even more red when they started screaming obscenities at those who supported Brexit and shouting that leave voters were racists and Nazis.

"Muh future is ruined now we 'ave left the EU, even though I dont understand the economical failings of the EU, its unfair outdated policies in international dealings or who leads it, im going to say that any against it are only such because theyre racists and hate immingrants! Dem racists Brexit supporters are Nazis who want to deport foreign born citizens of da UK innit? That's what I read on Facebook anyways. ONE WITH EURIPE! I AM EURIPEAN NOT BITISH! OH JEREMY CORBYN! " ~ typical Labour Gammon who thinks anyone opposed to the EU or his party is a racist, Nazi or Xenophobe.

Gammon by Liberal madness July 13, 2018

gammon 

plural of gam (gay asian male)

Why is it that every time I come to this club, it's full of nannas and gammon?

gammon by anonquick February 14, 2007