Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.
This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.
by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002
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A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.
by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008
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the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(
Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!
by fùh-ck tar-T March 13, 2003
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That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.
by x March 15, 2003
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you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective
God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!
by I AM JAKE November 6, 2006
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A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.
This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.
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That man is being such a fucktart I wish he would stop it!
by bitchalicious September 22, 2010
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