the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted
describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person
shorter version:
fucktard
describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person
shorter version:
fucktard
by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006
Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008
In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
by tutti12 March 23, 2011
A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002
George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.
by nutella137 August 5, 2020
A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
aka fucktart
by betrayedbyyou November 27, 2007
A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten
by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019