Those fuck me boots and short skirt say that bitch wants it bad. The only fucking you will get from that cock tease is a dinner and bar bill.
by yorkie stomper July 26, 2008
Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock.
Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!
Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.
Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.
Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl
Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.
Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?
Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!
UGH UGH UGH UGH...
2 minutes later...
Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?
Dave: Yeh, so does your face.
Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face
Dave: OK sure
ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.
Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.
Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl
Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.
Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?
Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!
UGH UGH UGH UGH...
2 minutes later...
Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?
Dave: Yeh, so does your face.
Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face
Dave: OK sure
ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
by deano2007 April 25, 2007
helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.
Also: Cant do ANYTHING
ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage
Also: Cant do ANYTHING
ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage
Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...
by pizzarancher October 25, 2008
the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them
guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'
by oodycaboodious September 28, 2005
Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"
by thuringian August 6, 2009
boots that are way to high and extreamly thin that give the "impression" that they want u to fuck them. Shoes that r way to thin to even walk in.
by koala February 24, 2005
by ally iz sexy November 17, 2005