by dingleberry69_bitch October 8, 2012
Fouche,
Has said to appear in several nightclubs such as Ivy, the said subject has the likelihood of having long shoulder length black hair very dark tan skin. Medium in stature and wears "Ed Hardy" knockoffs probably from the Philippines. Claims the ability to dance with many women but has been spotted being rejected countless times. Attempts to join crowds of friends yet no one acknowledges his existence.
Has sometimes been spotted with a dirty Sanchez moustache.
Has said to appear in several nightclubs such as Ivy, the said subject has the likelihood of having long shoulder length black hair very dark tan skin. Medium in stature and wears "Ed Hardy" knockoffs probably from the Philippines. Claims the ability to dance with many women but has been spotted being rejected countless times. Attempts to join crowds of friends yet no one acknowledges his existence.
Has sometimes been spotted with a dirty Sanchez moustache.
by SuitUpAreWe October 13, 2010
When out-witted in such a way by someone else that instead of saying touche, what you really want to say fuck you...fouche.
Partner A: "Why do you watch so many cooking shows? It doesn't make you a better cook."
Partner B: "well then why do you watch so much porn?"
Partner A: "Fouche......"
Partner B: "well then why do you watch so much porn?"
Partner A: "Fouche......"
by herdsofbird July 9, 2015
by Jeroon May 24, 2008
1. Fat ass couch
Meaning: fat ass, deep ass crack(derogatory)
When a chicks got a fat ass and deep ass crack like a couch.
Meaning: fat ass, deep ass crack(derogatory)
When a chicks got a fat ass and deep ass crack like a couch.
by NibbitRibbitt April 21, 2021
1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.
Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.
Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?
Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.
Marcus: Gnarly..."
Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.
Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?
Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.
Marcus: Gnarly..."
by Marty MeowMeow March 30, 2011
A female douchebag (girl variant of a fauxhawked, earringed, Affliction wearing D-bag). Trademarks include but are not limited to pink leopard print, dyed blonde layered hair over brown/black hair, partying it up on a weeknight with a 1-year old at home unattended.
by ZRit January 6, 2009