Fender Bender 

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.

Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.

Fender Bender by casdebom April 25, 2010

fender bender 

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head

"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."

fender bender by kenny b October 11, 2006

fender bender 

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.

Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!

fender bender by M & C productions May 29, 2010

fender bender 

hard-ass butt sex that sometimes "bends your fender"

Oh my god, he gave it to me so hard last night, i think he gave me a fender bender!

fender bender by KnutterKrabs March 4, 2004

Fender Bender 

To fuck a girl in the ass.

Bro she totally got fender bendered, her ass is so fat now.

Fender Bender by almightyzae May 23, 2015

fender bender 

could be some one whos gay, someone who cant drive or could also be for a tremo or wammy bar on a guitar, or just fender bendin could mean playin the all origonal blues style on on a strat.

fender bender, he i'm goin up to partaaay with the most beautiful thing on this god given earth the fender stratocaster,

he bender boy watch where you going, boi you cant drive fo shit

fender bender by bute October 10, 2005

Fender Bender 

taking "bumps" of cocaine off a guitar pick.

The baggie had a few grams of blow. Doug dipped the guitar pick into it and did a fender bender.

Fender Bender by Broham802280 December 27, 2007