One of the characters of the most intelligent show on TV.
Dr. Frasier Crane was formerly known from the 80's TV show 'Cheers' (not to be misstaken by what an asshole says when he drinks). The story in 'Frasier is about an Psychiatrist that moves from Boston To Seattle to begin a new life in Radio-psychiatry. He has a disastrous love-life and dates lots of women. Frasier is a total snob, just like his Brother Niles Crane (also a psychiatrist). In the opposite his father Martin Crane and his helper Daphne are the total opposite of them. This show is great...
(Niles finds an old scull under the floorboards)
Niles: Maybe it's a builder that got trapped, or an exterminator that was overcome with fumes.
Frasier: Probable solutions, Niles. However, neither is possible.
Niles: Why not?
Frasier: Because when you die, your head does not pop off like a champagne cork!
Holland: Actual Name: The Netherlands (Nederland)
Ethnic Groups: 80% Dutch
Size: 41.526 Square Kilometers
Government type: Democratic Kingdom
The Netherlands is a small country, but very important.
It Has 2 Large Cities: Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Rotterdam is one of the largest ports in the world. This has to be so, because the Dutch Economy relies on it.
The official langauge is Dutch. There are also regions where other dialects are spoken.
The country consists of 12 provinces, who all have there own capital. One province Flevoland, was first in the sea, but was dug out later.
Most people think all Dutch people hate germans, but that is not true. Most Dutch people feel absolutely no hatred against the Germans.
Good things that come from Holland are: The Beer, Phillips, Soccer clubs, video games, movie directors, cheese and tulips.
In The Netherlands, Hasj is legal. This worries many people, but it is handled well. Also Prostitution is legal.
The Legal age to drink is 16, to drive is 17.
The Immigrants, can come to the Netherlands, But are mostly treated as second-class people.
Basically you can read everything what Italiano1207 says, and believe the Opposite. He probaply is 12 years old.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; Yes I would like that!
Not to pay too much attention to someone.
Stephen: You're gonna say Hitler was a racist next!
Hugh: Oh, just shut up you blittering twat!
-Here, Hugh was to ignore Stephen-
Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.
This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.
Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
I'll explain later...
This word is short for 'total bullshit'. The favourite qoute used by Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe in the hit-sitcom Frasier. He uses it often when he's angry or doesn't quite understand something.
Normally preceded by 'THIS STINKS'.
Bulldog: Hey, you got nice feet!
Roz: Really? You don't think they're too big?
Bulldog: You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.
Bulldog: You got your pastrami, coleslaw... okay, where's the french fries? I ordered french fries!
Bulldog: THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL BS! That apron boy is gonna...!
Bulldog: Oh, here they are.
Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister
Glock Cock is a phenomenon in which a commonly afro-american gangster puts his pistol or other semi-automatic assault rifle in the fly of his pants, and fires it. Resulting in a combination of style and absolute nonsense. Also used by Swedish cops.
Johnny Crack: Did you see me bust that fool?!
Afroman: Did you hit the Glock Cock son?
Skeet-Skeet Whitebread: Might wanna zip your fly there chief, your Glock Cock is hanging out.