Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

feed da geese

beat off (see taking herman to the circus)

between classes i ran to the bathroom and began feeding the geese.

by porter November 12, 2003

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022