Farva

French for: Give me some cola before I break your fucking legs.

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by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Farva

A large male, 20-30. Under the impression that facial hair is cool, Styx is still together, and has a miserable temper. Truly a sad character, trying to fit in with a group.

Bradley Wirsing, "Big" Pete, Santa Claus, Jon Poppler (1995 without the facial hair), All of the fat "Lil' Homies", Jared from Subway (pre-Millenium), Bradley Wirsing, and Bradley's Dad.

by Labia, The Most Electrifying Thing, Ever. April 23, 2003

Farva

(Verb) To radically misspell a word to such an extent that the results are humorous.

He really Farvaed that word when he turned 'sarcastic' into 'sarctic'.

by I. Conure September 11, 2008

large farva

A delicious soft-drink that most fast food restaurants do not usually sell. Fat fucks enjoy this beverage regularly.

Just order a large farva.
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn leiteracola.

by Tom At Watkins August 19, 2006

Farva-ism

A short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. So named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to "Farva" from the movie Super Troopers.

Guy 1: "Man, what was Mike going on about? Dolphin tuna in a supermarket or something?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I feel like killing myself after that Farva-ism"

by TheRedBaron March 17, 2008

Large Farva

The best streamer on Twitch that I have ever watched. He has brightened my days and even makes me laugh. No better streamer I have ever found and I hope he contrinues to stream because I couldn't tell you what my life would be like without the pretty much daily streams. <3

- chipsahoy (chipsahoy6)

I love Large Farva!

by Max Knibbs May 27, 2018

Farva Defense

An internet forum self-image defense strategy. Used by someone has been clearly proven wrong, stupid, or idiotic on a forum over the course of multiple posts or threads. The person realizes how foolish they now look, and default to claiming their entire dialog was a troll. Even though they claim it was a troll, it is very clear and obvious that it was not, and they simply have nothing left to retort with.

Person A: "You are a dick"
Person B: "No, sir, YOU are a dick. Here is why, with facts"
Person A: "lol, trolled you good fucker!"
Person B: "Nice Farva Defense"

by jdavids July 23, 2010