1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.
2. Tripping and landing on your face.
by F. Sancho August 11, 2009
To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut
Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.
by pandyrooney January 31, 2018
something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity
often used in conjunction with fucktards
often used in conjunction with fucktards
by Gert November 26, 2003
During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.
by Kevin F. January 25, 2005
by Hoju ju December 15, 2010
by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009
The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.
May be used as a noun or a verb
May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
by WBS3 March 7, 2008