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1.
The most awesome person on Earth. He is awesome, funny, amazing, and what ever you can think off. He always is there to aid you, and he always WINS!
We've all got a friend who's called Bram!
by iEatPie4Breakfast September 07, 2011
 
2.
Noun. A joker, a comical character, a good time guy or gal, a funster. From the cockney rhyming slang 'what a joker, what a Bram Stoker, what an absolute bram.'

Related: to bram bramming brameraderie 'This could have some serious bramifications'
Greg did (funny thing). What a bram!
by RealCaro November 06, 2010
 
3.
Male Reproductive organ
WOW! you have a huge Bram!
by Bramasaurus REX August 17, 2010
 
4.
A term invented by D Akkus, who connected the words 'bruv' and 'fam' because he could not find a strong enough word to describe his associates.
D Akkus: 'Hey bram whats up?'

Ulique: 'Alright bram. Yourself?'
by f*ck mcdonalds & taco bell June 20, 2009
 
5.
A female bro, or a female with temporary bro status.
Hey bros, Nina is gonna join us for our b-dubs run
But, bro, she's not a bro.
She's a bram, it's all cool.
by Danger hawkins June 28, 2013
 
6.
Unit of measurement for n00bs
The average n00b weighs approximately 10 brams
by Berkoshits December 07, 2008
 
7.
Unit of measurement for Noobs
1. That loser Berkoshits is 8.5 brams on the Noober scale

2. Anyone who weighs more than one bram should should just give the world a break and shoot a noob tube at themselves.
by JerkoShits November 23, 2008