(v)To have hot, promiscicous sex...Normally the act of eskimo-ing consists of at least 5 times in a span of 24 hours. If you can't fulfill that, then you either suck at eskimo-ing or you're clearly not french. or you haven't been with an asian girl.
An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.