emp

Extreme emo; one letter beyond emo (em+p)

"I enjoy fallin asleep to Les Mis. Call me emp but I loves it, I do."

by Cazimi January 8, 2010

emp

slang term for mp3, a music jukebox compiling of different songs from various sources.

what u listenin to on ur emp?

by Sketcha September 22, 2004

emp

Extreme Masturbation of da Pussy

mom: hey timmy its time fo you to pleasure your mommy w some emp.
timmy: okay mommy!

by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

emp

"Eat Me Prick"
Abbreviated internet slang used by net gamers and irc users

"EMP"
"dont cry, it only a kill"
"EMP!!!"

by Lord Zealot June 25, 2005

EMP

Eat my pussy.

Son: Dad, we're out of food. I need something to eat.
Dad: EMP
Son: dude...

by Fedora Cock January 3, 2015

Emp

Eat my pussy

You know what you can do emp

by Katie barker July 20, 2018

EMP

(Phrase) Slang for Eat My Pussy. Commonly used in the hallways of Catholic schools in order to disguise the true message at hand.

Dialogue:
Stacy: Hey Rachel, what's up
Rachel: Hello Stacy, why don't you EMP!

by lilrere September 24, 2007